"The only vampire a vampire can trust is the vampire he made."
Stephen: Do it again.
Stephen: I want you to look straight to camera and do it very straight.
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Stephen Moyer wasn’t naked enough last season in True Blood, so I’m proposing a hardcore porn parody of this called “The Pound of Music” in which he plays the timeless and beloved character Captain Von Fap.
Aww he’s embarrassed by his fangboners lolol
Like a boss!